<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d7408862\x26blogName\x3dAnpanmanly\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLUE\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://anpanmanly.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://anpanmanly.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d3701541123010721940', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>
Anpanmanly

 

4.12.2006

19:59 - Nearly the end of me... I was attacked by a cougar.

That's right a cougar... the online-urban dictionary defines a Cougar as follows:
Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities) waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"
Although that wasn't exactually my experience I recently had a run in with a teacher that school that was fairly entertaining. A new teacher from another school recently joined the staff. When I heard she was coming I called up the foreigner that I knew in the school the teacher was coming from. I heard she was married, 2 boys, aged about 45.. pretty standard stuff. So the first day came around and I met this woman who was just a sex-bomb waiting to explode. I know 20 year olds back home that would crave the look and vibe this woman gives off and that was even before I talked with her.

So in the spirit of all things Japanese I extended the olive branch and invited her to lunch (we had sushi, she didn't eat much, but she did choose only the best cuts of fish to eat). By the end of the meal the conversation had gone so far that she was doing all the visual cues that you read about in woman's magazines. You know, the kind that try to tell you if you [a woman] flip your hair or touch a man's arm he'll notice yadda yadda.. well I noticed alright. I think the real cherry was when we were walking through the parking lot and she full-body brushed up against me. Accidental I'm sure.

As experiences go I'm satisfied with the memories I had, she still often touches me at work and I enjoy what little talking we do. I hope that all men that read my blog at least once in their lives have a run in with a cougar just for the memories it provides. Even limited as mine was I think it will certainly be a highlight of 2006.

thanks for stopping by,


Post a Comment

© EvilDrGrignard 2005 - Powered for Blogger by Blogger Templates